Vagina Middleton.

I was informed the other day by a collegue that Pippa in polish means vagina.

So while in England we were all gushing and crying at the beautiful royal wedding, in Poland people were following the story in the papers but simply to enjoy the fact that the sister of our future queen of England is called Vagina Middleton.

Shut up you useless slag.

    It has been revealed the Ryan Giggs was the footballer with the super injunction to "protect" his family from the surprising news that another footballer has been having an affair. Maybe instead of sleeping around and then making sure no one can find out, maybe just don't do it in the first place.
  Ryan Giggs wants to protect his family and make sure their not in the evil glare of the media. However the minute Manchester United win the premiership he drags his son onto the pitch to celebrate infront of crowds of fans and all the cameras, not very protective. 
But this is not about Mr Ryan Giggs.

    This is about the useless slag Imogen Thomas.....



   She has been on every early morning television show wimpering on about how its not fair that this evil footballer has an injunction so no one knows who the married man she has been sleeping with is. Poor old Imogen left all alone to snivel on about how her reputation is being destroyed, while mr footballer gets away with it.
   Now this is what annoyed me.
     Her " reputation" what reputation? She was on big brother which she didn't even win. She came out of the house and made a terrible sex tape where they both looked like they couldn't wait for it to end. He'd have had more fun with a sex doll, he wouldn't have had to listen to many humourous anecdotes about days in the big brother house when they ran out of bread. She then carved a career being a glamour model for nuts and loaded magazine, getting her tits out basically.

 

So to then be crying and so hurt that her reputation as a useless slag has been ruined is very ironic and annoying. Her reputation is built on being a useless slag so this story has not ruined that it has reinforced it.  
  She should be happy she is on a new level of useless slag; a marriage ruined, a broken home created for the Giggs children, a job well done I'd say.

It was also annoying that she tried to rhyme who the footballer was on television:
"I really feel like some figgs, spelt with two g's please."
Shut up don't try an be clever, just get your tits out.

If Ryan really wanted a stupid Welsh slag I'm sure he knew loads when he was growing up that would have loved to sleep with him. They would have been more discreet and not even known what a televsion was.
  Silly Ryan, I thought you were one of the good ones.